dirksochinchin:

djfluffyboots:

kelliilove:

frufii:

hipnoticc:

THE AMOUNT OF NOTES. <3 i’ve reblogged so many times lol NOT RISKING IT

WOULD NEVER RISK THIS

NOT RISKING THIS SHIT NOT RISKING IT.

I

i love my mom more than the world.<3

:I….

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askgordonfreakinfreeman:

((Finally. Progress. I love you Germany))

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sonicthehedgeguy:

fy0ra:

gimpbeater:

Electric type
The liveliest and most spontaneous type! A highly fun-loving person, you enjoy spending time lots of time with your friends and making the most of life. Your dynamic and spirited personality draws people to you like a magnet.
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the one that’s difficult to catch but ends up being the most loveable and favoured Pokemon in the trainer’s party.
Electric Moves that suit you are Spark, Charge and Volt Tackle

STEEL TYPE
The toughest and most reliable type! A highly protective person, you tend to keep your feelings locked away so that you can appear stronger. Everybody can count on you to stand up for them when they’re in trouble.
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the extremely durable kind that can take a lot of hits and recover quickly.
Steel Moves that suit you are Iron Defense, Metal Claw and Steel Wing.

Normal type
The sweetest and most friendly type! A highly affectionate person, you always love others before yourself- which means you often feel quite humble and modest. You are also very cuddlesome and people flock to you for comfort!>
If you were a Pokemon, you would be the least violent of them all, and instead focus your power on healing and caring for other Pokemon.
Normal Moves that suit you are Heal Bell, Sweet Kiss and Helping Hand.

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cakeparadox:

Parody of a scene from Chowder.

This is silly…

snapesmistress:

mochapansy:

• handcrafted fiberglass shell and bed
• temperature controlled round water bed
• phillips color kinetics LED lighting system
• anthony gallo high fidelity sound system
• ipod universal dock

I want this on my blog.

I want this in my life.

fearfullymade-locs:

eclecticspectrum:

sourcedumal:

racismschool:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

kyssthis16:

stfuconfederates:

barefootwarriorqueen:

jerrymuffinbutt:

I was in Starbucks, and this black guy pushed in front of me, flashed his race card while literally screaming “RACE CAAAAAAARD”, and then punched another dude while they gave him like 3 coffees. Then he danced out the door while screaming “RACE CAAAAAARD” again.

Then he flew away.

OMG

Bwahahahaha

Did he use the race card like a magic carpet to fly away on?

And this was his exit:

I can’t fucking breathe. This is what folks must really thinks goes on. Lordie McLord.

LOL I’m too mad at that Gucci gif, tho!

beepony:

wariofan63:

lepreshg reblogged your post: Homestuck minus Dave

Silly Wariofan

One does not simply “homestuck” without Dave

You’re right! I’ll fix my mistake by adding in more Dave!

I would definitely still read homestuck if it was davestuck

owlmylove:

hellocuriouscat:

WHATS THIS?

WHY, IT’S A MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG.

Not only does it have a sweet-ass name, but it’s a fucking amazing piece of punctuation.

Does your teacher bitch at you for using a “?” and a “!”? Well then, this is the thing for you!  YOU JUST PULL THIS BITCH OUT, AND WIPE THE GRIN OFF THAT  MOTHER-FUCKER’S FACE. Watch as their mind is blown that you’re using famous punctuation from the NINETEEN SIXTIES.

True. Fucking. Facts. This glorious character was invented by Martin K. Spekter in 1962. That’s right, even its creator had a bad-ass name.

BUT. ALAS. THIS MIND-BLOWING, ELEPHANT ORGASMING PUNCTUATION NEVER GOT TO BE  DECLARED  “OFFICIAL”. That’s why it doesn’t show up in all your fancy ass computer fonts.

SO YOU KNOW WHAT I SAY‽ I SAY WE BRING BACK THE INTERROBANG. USE IT WHEN YOU CAN. SPREAD THE WORD. RE-BLOG THIS SHIT.

MOTHERFUCKING INTERROBANG

leetakeuchi:

DO YOU SEE IT NOW?

MIND FUCK.

(Source: chairzard)

compsense:

self-proclaimed-teenaged-prophet:

hahahahaha those were simultaneously the best and worst days of my life

i almost miss the cat facts

omg I can’t breathe

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heyfunniest:

Bored? Click here and you’ll be entertained.

(Source: revgoomba)